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Jordy Mont-Reynaud
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Bebo Mobile: "it's everywhere you want to Bebo"
Me, Myself, and I
I'm the Mobile Developer for Bebo, which means I'm working on building cool ways you can use Bebo on your mobile phone.

If you're interested in Bebo Mobile, join the official group: http://www.bebo.com/bebomobile

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Oh, also -- I REALLY REALLY like house music.

"if house music was air
then doctor love would be my song
and i would only take deep breaths"
Music
The Pharcyde, Ibrahim Ferrer, Air, St. Germain, Jamiroquai, Les Nubians, Miguel Migs, Mark Farina, Chopin, Bach, MC Solaar, IAM, Annie, Michael Jackson, George Benson, Parliament, Massive Attack, Ray Charles, UK house, French house, San Francisco house, New York house, soulful sexy bumping funky house, house, Paris Combo, Jill Scott, K-Os, Madeleine Peyroux, Mutiny UK, Nouvelle Vague, Vive la Fete, Royksopp, Thievery Corporation, A Tribe Called Quest, J-Boogie, Basement Jaxx, Boca do Rio, Jamie Lewis, Daft Punk, Dimitri from Paris, DJ Shadow, Freundeskreis, Henri Salvador, Kruder & Dorfmeister, Lauryn Hill, LTJ Bukem, Mylo, Orishas, Simon and Garfunkel, Stereo Total
Films
Les Triplettes de Belleville; Talk to Her; Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind; L'Auberge Espagnole; The 5th Element; Playtime; Jacques Tati; Wallace and Gromit; Breathless; Howard Hawks; Buster Keaton; Charlie Chaplin; Duck Soup; His Girl Friday; Stanford Theatre; Luc Besson; Boondock Saints; Lords of Dogtown; Die Konferenz der Tiere; Goodbye Lenin
Sports
Mountain biking, road biking, competitive go-karting (yeah!), driving, motorcycling...

Ultimate frisbee, soccer, tennis, ping pong, kickball (but only with beers)
Scared Of
Not doing the right thing
Favorite DJs/producers
Miguel Migs, Jamie Lewis, Daft Punk, Dimitri from Paris, Gilles Peterson, Fedde le Grand, Christian Alvarez, Hardsoul, Fish Go Deep, Rasmus Faber, Colette, Jask, Claude Monnet, Full Intention, Stonebridge, Freemasons
Books
Tintin, A Pattern Language, Batman, Daniel Pennac, Fred Vargas, Godel Escher Bach; Metamagical Themas; The Unbearable Lightness of Being; Going, Going, Gone; Jack Womack; Asimov; Thus Spoke Zarathustra; The Little Prince; Asterix; Sept Manifestes Dada; Manifestes du Surrealisme; Waiting for Godot; Le Depeupleur; Michel Serres; On Intelligence; Don't make me think;
Other interests
salsa, Paris, chess, film, DJing, clubbing, philosophy, skiing, second gear in my car, greek mythology, photography, poker, arguing, languages, long words, poker, phenomenology, house music

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      a love(ly) adventure continues...

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    • Chicken soup and NyQuil is the dinner of champions

      I'm really feeling great about my chances in this year's Flu Olympics. Put me in, coach!

      Seriously though, getting sick isn't a walk in the park but it does have its benefits. I may be physically weakened but I must say my faith has been restored in the healing power of chicken noodle soup. In a world where sometimes it seems every bit of real goodness is doomed to be distilled to its warm gooey essence, optimized, marketed, and ruthlessly exploited for fun and profit, it's nice to see that some things continue to be as good -- no, better -- than the stories we tell, and sell, about them. Yeah, you heard me - chicken soup rocks the mutha-f@ckin house! And the "chicken soup for the soul" commercial juggernaut can just put that in its pipe and smoke it.

      And as I'm realizing chicken soup isn't the only that IS what it's cracked up to be. I sent my mom some flowers last night. (Actually technically it was a bonsai, cause I thought it might be a little more fun and last longer than flowers. cmon, bonsais are WAY more fun than flowers...) Heck she hasn't even gotten them yet, they arrive on Friday. But I have a good feeling about it. It felt great to send them. A little bittersweet though, as I realized how long it's been since I did something like that for her. Way too long. To be honest I don' even remember. What the hell is wrong with me? Who doesn't remember the last time they sent their mother flowers? Also I don't call often enough, I never write, and I really need to eat more because I'm skinny. Did my mention I have a jewish mother?

      The world is a really complicated place. Trust me -- I've been around for well over 24 years and on top of that I've always been told that I'm "old for my age" -- I know what I'm talking about. So don't forget to take a moment and do the simple things that all the complications in the world can't screw up. Send your mother some flowers (jury's still out on the bonsai). Tell her you love her, even though it can be really hard sometimes. And have yourself a hearty bowl of noodle soup. Campbell's, you better believe it.

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    • Love in the age of Wikipedia

      I heard about this game a while back -- the objective is to come up with a certain search term that when typed into Google returns a single link. Not 2, not "about 10,300,000", just one link. (Ironically I forget what this game is called, if anything, or where I first heard about it. Anyone know the origins?)

      UPDATED - this is known as "google whacking" and in its original form the search term can be just two words. Thanks to Gage and Dan'l for coming to the rescue.

      Well, I've got a great example: try googling for "the fastest speed reader in the us". Ok, I know people on the internet are lazy so I'll just give you the link: http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q...

      Wow, just one link comes up, and rather inexplicably it's to my own page on Wikipedia! A bit of background about my wikipedia page:
      - I did not create it (that "honor" such as it is goes to burgundyjade/laura/phil. Thanks Phil!)
      - I have never edited it. Yet. That might change soon.
      - Pretty much everything on it is true (if a little flattering) - except for the very last line: "He is also the fastest speed reader in the U.S." I am a fast reader but am by no means a certified "speed reader" -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Speed_r...

      Where did that line come from? According to the history for my page http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?...
      the phrase was added by a bot named BOTijo which is "an automated or semi-automated account for making repetitive edits that would be extremely tedious to do manually". BOTijo's page is here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:BOTijo

      Do automated bots go around adding plausible but false sentences to people's wikipedia pages? (Do robots dream of electric sheep?) I'm intrigued. I'm going to dig a little further into this one and will report back. Meanwhile if you have any conspiracy theories about where this line came from, drop me a comment.

      Other thoughts:
      - I wonder how long it takes for Google to index this blog post and make me lose the "only one hit" game. UPDATED: as of now (Dec 28) Google has indexed this post and it's no longer a google whack.
      - I wonder how long it takes for someone to remove the incorrect line from my wikipedia page, for Google to re-index the page and then make me win the game again?!
      - I was surprised to find that googling for "love in the age of wikipedia" currently returns zero hits. This post really had nothing to do with love (at least on the surface) but I do like that phrase. Can I take credit for coining it? I think I will.
      - I decided to start blogging again. After a year or two hiatus where I thought life's too short to blog, I've come to the conclusion that life is too short NOT to blog. Let's see where this goes...

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    College:
    Stanford University, 2004
    B.S.,Symbolic Systems
    School:
    Henry M. Gunn Senior High School, 2000

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    Employer:
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    Position:
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    Time Period:
    April, 2007 - Present
    City / Town:
    San Francisco, California, USA
    Employer:
    Digital Chocolate
    Position:
    Software Engineer/Product Manager
    Time Period:
    February, 2004 - March, 2007
    City / Town:
    San Mateo, California, USA

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    "Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like Chuck Norris"

    "Oxygen requires Chuck Norris to live."

    "In a fight between Batman and Darth Vader, the winner would be Chuck Norris."

    "Chuck Norris puts his pants on one leg at a time, just like the rest of us. The only difference is, then he kills people."

    "Everybody loves Raymond. Except Chuck Norris."

    "Contrary to popular belief, the Titanic didn't hit an iceberg. The ship was off course and accidentally ran into Chuck Norris while he was doing the backstroke across the Atlantic."

    "Chuck Norris got his driver's license at the age of 16. Seconds."

    "The original title for Alien vs. Predator was Alien and Predator vs. Chuck Norris. The film was cancelled shortly after going into preproduction. No one would pay nine dollars to see a movie fourteen seconds long."

    "Chuck Norris can win at solitaire with only 18 cards.."

    "Chuck Norris once shat blood - the blood of 11,940 natives he had killed and eaten."

    "Maslow's theory of higher needs does not apply to Chuck Norris. He only has two needs: killing people and finding people to kill.."

    "The truth will set you free. Unless Chuck Norris has you, in which case, forget it buddy!"

    "For most people, home is where the heart is. For Chuck Norris, home is where he stores his collection of human skulls"

    "Kryptonite has been found to contain trace elements of Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks to the face. This is why it is so deadly to Superman."

    "Saddam Hussein was not found hiding in a "hole." Saddam was roundhouse-kicked in the head by Chuck Norris in Kansas, which sent him through the earth, stopping just short of the surface of Iraq."

    "Coroners refer to dead people as "ABC's". Already Been Chucked."

    "Chuck Norris doesn't look both ways before he crosses the street... he just roundhouses any cars that get too close."

    "Chuck Norris does not have to answer the phone. His beard picks up the incoming electrical impulses and translates them into audible sound."

    "How many roundhouse kicks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? Just one. From Chuck Norris."

    "Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch, HE decides what time it is."

    "The phrase 'break a leg' was originally coined by Chuck Norris's co-stars in Walker, Texas Ranger as a good luck charm, indicating that a broken leg might be the worst extent of their injuries. This never proved to be the case."

    "When chuck Norris does division, there are no remainders."

    "If you rearrange the letters in 'Chuck Norris', they also spell 'Crush Rock In'. The words 'with his fists' are understood."

    "Never look a gift Chuck Norris in the mouth, because he will bite your damn eyes off."

    "Give a man a fish, and you will feed him for a day. Give a man anything that is better than a fish, and Chuck Norris will beat his ass and take it."

    "Chuck Norris used to play baseball. When Babe Ruth was hailed as the better player, Chuck Norris killed him with a baseball bat to the throat. Lou Gehrig got off easy."

    "Guantanamo Bay, Cuba, is the military code-word for 'Chuck Norris' basement"."

    "They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody."

    "Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red Cross. Just never his own."

    "When the boogeyman goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris."

    "Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door."

    "Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. Ever."

    "Chuck Norris has counted to infinity. Twice."

    "Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night."

    "Chuck Norris was the fourth wise man, who gave baby Jesus the gift of beard, which he carried with him until he died. The other three wise men were enraged by the preference that Jesus showed to Chuck's gift, and arranged to have him written out of the bible. All three died soon after of mysterious roundhouse-kick related injuries."

    "Chuck Norris doesn't believe in Germany."

    "Chuck Norris does not age. Every birthday, it's just another year added to his existence, which sucks for you."

    "The Chuck Norris military unit was not used in the game Civilization 4, because a single Chuck Norris could defeat the entire combined nations of the world in one turn."

    "Chuck Norris does not eat. Food understands that the only safe haven from Chuck Norris' fists is inside his own body."

    "Fact: The original title for Star Wars was "Skywalker: Texas Ranger". Starring Chuck Norris."

    "Science Fact: Roundhouse kicks are comprised primarily of an element called Chucktanium."

    "Chuck Norris doesn't chew gum. Chuck Norris chews tin foil."

    "Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one."

    "The easiest way to determine Chuck Norris' age is to cut him in half and count the rings."

    "Chuck Norris has banned rainbows from the state of North Dakota."

    "On Valentine's Day, Chuck Norris gives his wife the still beating heart of one of his enemies. Being very romantic, Chuck Norris believes every day should be Valentine's Day."

    "Chuck Norris' Penis is a third degree black belt, and an honourable 32nd-degree mason."

    "As seen in Sidekicks, Chuck Norris can climb a rope with one hand, and one hand only."

    "Chuck Norris clips his toenails with a chain saw. But he holds it backwards."

     "Our founding fathers originally decreed a strict separation between Chuck Norris and state. Chuck Norris eliminated them."

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      Got your mail there ;) ring me 11:30pm GMT ::DD

      tryd to ring you but it was off :/

      1 week ago
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      :L ya ill ring ya in 10min :DD

      thanks for doing that, workin on the mail part of bebo :L

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      lol :L good job ;) have a look at there group :L

      funny what they say about it all :P


      mail again ;) tx ya the info so look at mobile :DD

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      Hayah are you guys gona give a choice on the layouts ? sory i like so many others think the new layout sux its untidy it makes personal skins we have made ourselves look horrible so do bring back the old layout thanks

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      hi
      i have group and iwant have many memebrs can u be mod with me
      also can u help me to get many freinds coz im in raise who can get more friends

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    • Martin
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      Morning dude, I see you dropped your randomer friends :L :L , nice to see Im still up there high at number 3 :L :L

      Hows life? you still traveling around the globe? any UK trips planned?

      23 weeks ago
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      bebo mobile on vodafone please ?

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      bebo should be kept free forever on o2 :D ;) :L

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      Hiya, how can i get bebo alerts on my phone?
      tb babs.

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      Jordy Mont-Reynaud Jordy Mont-Retard More Like!

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